December 2009
18 posts
13846.) I'm a really jealous person. It gets me...
(via blogsecret) this is how i’d feel if i had a boyfriend. but i don’t, so im anticipating the feeling.
musicals i've watched irl listed in order of...
Cats
Wicked
Phantom of the Opera
“You and I defying gravity, with you and I defying gravity”
– Wicked
my mom and dad
Dad: So I went to the Museum of Sex this morning, it was utter shit
Mom: Why?
Dad: They just had pictures of unidentified porn stars. I was like who the fuck is that? The only thing mildly interesting was the display about robot sex.
Mom: Oh so it was like pictures of robots having sex?
Dad: No. They were mannequin robots.
Mom: That sucks. I went to the Museum of Sex in Amsterdam and it was way better.
Dad: Really? Cool.
Me: ....
Dad: ....
Me: You guys are creepers. We are not related.
So you think you had a hard childhood?
helloswitz:
redsuspenders:
Well FUCK YOU, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in...
dwight is my favourite
i bought 2 dwight themed t-shirts from the nbc store
Little Miss Sunshine make me feel better about my...
hazelweatherfield:
I’d like to think that we are a few steps above that family on the ladder of ‘functional-ness’.
I used to think ‘Little Miss Sunshine’ was crap when I was high on life. But I get the message now that my family is drifting away from normality.
Mom: (to my cousin) I want to buy a set of skincare products but it's shipping-only. So can you give me your address so they can send them over to you and you can send them to me when I get back to Hong Kong?
Me: What skincare products? Pro Activ?
Cousin: WHAT? PRO ACTIV?
Mom: No
Cousin: Oh, why are you mocking your mom?
Me: What
~*~touchy~*~ post
ntm
chilling in new york
should be blow drying my hair but im on tumblr, which explains the wet hair
trying to counsel myself by taking on the role of a therapist
going through an emotional phase, i would blame pms but pms is a myth
my cousin said that it would snow tonight, but i don’t see a flake of white out there
its highly probable that my cousin hired his girlfriend to be his...
I think that everyone who is nice to me has an...
WatchHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer
